Name your flavor

Some say green, some say red, some say purple. It's true. No one seems ambivalent about which flavor of gatorade they prefer.

I've always preferred the original green gatorade. To me, it just doesn't seem like gatorade at all if it isn't green.

Recently I discovered that a member of my family only drinks red. How could someone in my own family want red gatorade? Red gatorade. Such an oxymoron. Like a monochromatic rainbow. Or a yellow sky.

And purple gatorade? What's the world coming to?